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Dirty mouth bitch HOES

Fri Feb 20, 2009, 7:26 PM
  • Mood: Humor
  • Listening to: I hope you dance http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT
  • Reading: animal farm
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  • Eating: chips
  • Drinking: monster
Lipstick in School (priceless)

According to a news report, a certain private school in Washington was recently faced with a unique problem.

A number of 12-year-old girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick, they would press their lips on the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.


Every night the maintenance man would remove them, and the next day the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the maintenance man. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the custodian who had to clean the mirrors every night (you can just imagine all the yawns from the little princesses).

To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the maintenance man to show the girls how much effort was required. He took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet, and cleaned the mirror with it. Since then, there have been no lip prints on the mirror.

There are teachers ... and then there are educators.

*** bitches got what was coming if u agree post this

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:iconnekokunoichi93:
i bite you
RULES:
1- You can bite the person who bit you!
2- You -MUST- bite 6 other people, at least!
3- You should bite them in public! Paste it on their user page!
4- Random bites are perfectly okay! (and scary)
5- You should most definitely get started right away!


Send This To All Your Friends, And Me If I Am one (you can copy and paste this message on their userpage!) If You Get 7 Back You Are Powerful creature!

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:iconilovedemyx:
thank you for the fave

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German: The other white meat
:iconhidden-lost-words:
959646114984789489+7/84

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The old icons back <3

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:iconilovedemyx:
. . .

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If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit

I believe in JESUS CHRIST, the son of the living GOD

German: The other white meat
:iconemogirl4emoboy:
no big

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have you hugged an emo today
:iconhidden-lost-words:
The Sorry And For gotton
For This I am Sorry
I Love and Live on Drama
Do Not Ask
For I Do Not Know
But For This I'm Sorry
Bye....[link]

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:iconemogirl4emoboy:
u not that bad

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:iconpsychoticchibiiusa:
Thank you for the fav :)

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I glomped ur mom.
:iconemogirl4emoboy:
:P np bigg

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