Women,
remember to always remain calm...
Men,
be mindful where you present disturbing news.


A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady
60 miles
per hour. The wife is behind the wheel. Her husband suddenly looks across
at her and speaks in a clear voice.

"I know
we've been married for twenty years, but I want a divorce."



The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly increases
her speed to
65 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me out
of it," He says, "because I've been having an affair with your
best friend, and she's a far better lover than you are."


Again the wife
stays quiet, but grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases
the speed to
75 He
pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently...




Up to 80.
"I
want the car, too," he continues.


85 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll want the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!"
The car slowly
starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge. This makes him nervous,
so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you want?"


The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"



Just before they slam into the wall at 85
mph, the wife turns to him and smiles. "The airbag."




Moral of the Story:


Women are crazy!!!!


Don't mess with them!!

Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh!!!